T‑Shirt — "Emotionally Unavailable & Slightly Haunted" Skull Graphic Tee

Slip into this laid-back tee and let the art do the talking. A vintage-style skeleton sips a boba and wears shades under the bold message “Emotionally Unavailable & Slightly Haunted.” The design balances playful dark humor with warm, worn-in colors — burnt orange, soft cream, and inky black — so it reads like a favorite band shirt pulled straight from the back of a van. Lightweight but sturdy, the shirt hangs relaxed at the shoulders and moves with you during lazy afternoons, late-night cramming, or running out for coffee. Wear it to signal dry wit and a little distance without saying a word. It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations with fellow weirdos, eases the awkward, and holds its shape through repeat wears and washes.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for durability and breathability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG on main artwork for crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean